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Generalassimus Mopж

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2016, 01:59:13 pm »
Got Skyrim "Remastered?" [18/11/16]
  • Fuck no. Do I look like a milkdrinker to you? - 1 (33.3%)
  • Nope, I refuse to resubmit myself to that abhorrent time killer. - 1 (33.3%)
  • I sure do, mate. Straight from yo' momma's fat and floppy titties! - 0 (0%)
  • Oi, mate, that joke does not make any sense any longer. How lazy can you get. - 1 (33.3%)

This forums has quite the unusual habit of randomly reordering the poll options. Which tends to result in killing whatever humour¹ may have been intended. Thanks, Obama.

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¹Humour is subjective, and what I find funny, you clearly do not. So go suck a toe, you toesucking mothertoesucker.

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2016, 02:10:59 pm »
Read any good books, lately? [19/11/16]
  • I refuse to answer this question on account of the fact that I am a vegan. - 1 (20%)
  • P'sh, as if I can read. Fuck you, mate! - 1 (20%)
  • Of fucking course I have, what do I look like, your mum? - 3 (60%)

Literacy is the cornerstone to book sales. Such is the hindrance of rampant unchecked capitalism. In order for it to succeed, it must force socialized education upon the masses. The more you know!

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Addendum: Feel free to recommend any good books that you may have read. Preferably with a brief summary.

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2016, 03:56:33 pm »
Do you think that it will be renamed "White Friday" in Trump's 'Merica? [20/11/16]
  • Nah bro, nah. Orange Friday, maybe. But not White Friday. Trump Friday is the most likely name. But that would require that prices go up nine hundred and ninety-nine percent on that one day. While going up one thousand percent every other day. - 1 (33.3%)
  • Obviously so. He has to keep his white nationalist supporters happy. Thanks, Obama. - 1 (33.3%)
  • Who fucking cares. The Americans made their bed, now the rest of us get to sit back and watch them burn it down around them. - 1 (33.3%)

The future looks bright. Blazingly bright. Almost as if it is being back lit by the burning of entire cities. Curious that.

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2016, 04:39:34 pm »
Whom is a bigger badass? [21/11/16]
  • Jon Snow, the one who knows nothing. - 0 (0%)
  • Jon Snow, the one who knows everything. - 0 (0%)

Is this the end of Democracy? No, never. Nevah! Clearly I just used two super niche people.

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2016, 04:33:18 pm »
How do you prefer your games on release? [22/11/16]
  • Fully fleshed out, functional, and bug/glitch free. - 3 (100%)
  • A playable experience, with a few bugs, and a bunch of additional content to come later. - 0 (0%)
  • A broken buggy mess, with half (or more) of its content cut out, to be ransomed back to me at a vastly inflated price point later. - 0 (0%)

Death to "Day 1" DLC and patches!

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2016, 06:32:32 pm »
Better visionary/prophet of the future? [23/11/16]
  • Orwell - 0 (0%)
  • Hubbard - 0 (0%)
  • Huxley - 2 (100%)

Orwell wrote about a future where the government would oppress us into giving up our rights, while Huxley wrote about a future in which we would willing give up our rights out of pure apathy. Meanwhile, Hubbard wrote about aliens dropping bombs into volcanoes. Not so much a glimpse into our future, or even our past. But some sick verses from a very talented rapper. Dat boi could spit hot fire, I tell you hwat.

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2016, 06:35:42 pm »
How was your Thanksgiving, a.k.a. Turkey Day, a.k.a. Tanksgiving? [24/11/16]
  • Thanksgiving was last month, your question is silly, you silly Southerner! - 0 (0%)
  • No such holiday exists. - 0 (0%)
  • Did somebody invade Turkey? Does Erdogan know? - 0 (0%)
  • Awesome, I ate 250% of my own body weight. - 0 (0%)

Seemingly nobody celebrates this holiday. Has Trump already started rounding up people for executions? The horror.

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« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2016, 06:44:01 pm »