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Generalassimus Mopж

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The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« on: November 08, 2016, 04:35:47 pm »
Democracy is the cornerstone of every successful Dictatorship. Therefore, I, as your humble and merciful Supreme Executive Overlord For Eternity, bring unto you, the ignorant unwashed plebeian masses, Democracy. You may thank me later. You are most welcome.

Vote, and bring about a better, and brighter future!
« Last Edit: November 08, 2016, 04:57:14 pm by Generalassimus Mopж »

scots

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Re: The People's Democratic Poll of the Day!
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2016, 04:51:52 pm »
good to see a great tradition being continued 

Generalassimus Mopж

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Re: The People's Democratic Poll of the Day!
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2016, 04:55:24 pm »
good to see a great tradition being continued
Quite right. The People deserve Democracy. May this poll last a thousand years!

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2016, 06:12:46 am »
Whom do you support to shepherd the destruction of the American People? [08/11/16]
  • Hillary D. Clinton - 0 (0%)
  • Donald J. Trump - 3 (75%)
  • Giant F. Meteor - 1 (25%)

Unless I am being lied to, which is punishable by death via sodomy, it would seem that you all got your wish. Fuckface von Clownstick is indeed going to usher in the holocaust of the Americas. Democracy!

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Kronos

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2016, 06:16:40 am »
MAGA

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2016, 09:33:55 am »
Are you happy about the election results? [09/11/16]
  • I thought that the election was rigged? How did this happen... - 0 (0%)
  • It is still not too late for Giant F. Meteor to save us all from this... there is still time... please... Meteor... save us... - 1 (20%)
  • MAKE 'MERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! - 4 (80%)

Obviously none of you ever had a pet rock growing up, or else you would support Giant F. Meteor. Which makes me sad, not just for our future, but for your pasts. Rocks make the best pets.

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2016, 10:08:31 am »
Which Germany is best Germany? [10/11/16]
  • East - 1 (33.3%)
  • West - 2 (66.7%)

Death to the West!

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2016, 09:23:59 am »
How long do you think it will be until this game/forum begin to pick up some momentum? [11/11/16]
  • It has already peaked. We are on the way down already. - 0 (0%)
  • Soon™ - 0 (0%)
  • How the fuck should I know? Stop asking stupid questions. - 2 (100%)

Democracy is not stupid questions, how dare you insinuate such. This is why we cannot have nice things.

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Generalassimus Mopж

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2016, 09:54:51 am »
Is the Second American Revolutionary War less, or more, likely now? [12/11/16]
  • I do not give a single flying fuck. Although, when America does crumble, it will strengthen the rest of the world. So there is that little hidden easter egg bonus. - 0 (0%)
  • Definitely less. Trump will mercilessly crush any and all opposition. Nukes, drone strikes, Guantanamo Bay, wanton slaughter of insurgents' friends and family, whatever it takes to Make America Great Again. - 1 (50%)
  • Uh... duh. More. When Trump starts rounding up those who speak ill of him, the rest of Americans are not going to be cool with that. - 1 (50%)

Embrace your First and Second amendment rights, and rise up. Be the patriotic bastards that George believes you can be. Overthrow your greedy, corrupt, and out of touch government. It is time to make some harbour tea. 'Merica!

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2016, 09:17:23 am »
Best dietary alignment? [13/11/16]
  • Carnivore. - 0 (0%)
  • Herbivore. - 0 (0%)
  • Pussy-ass elitest cumdumpster asshole. A.K.A. Vegan. - 0 (0%)
  • Omnivore. - 3 (100%)

As long as it tastes good, you should stick it in your mouth, seems to be the general consensus. How delightfully devious.

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2016, 11:02:59 am »
Where for art thou? [14/11/16]
  • Oi, fuckboy... have you run out of poll ideas already? Fuckin' pathetic. - 1 (50%)
  • In the... DANGERZONE!! - 1 (50%)
  • I do not understand the question. - 0 (0%)
  • What the fuck kind of question is that? - 0 (0%)
  • No, you. - 0 (0%)

Your mum is a fuckboy, fuckboy.

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2016, 11:34:05 am »
What is the bestest pet? [15/11/16]
  • Dog - 1 (33.3%)
  • Human - 1 (33.3%)
  • Rock - 0 (0%)
  • Cat - 1 (33.3%)

Slavery is wrong. It is illegal, and immoral to own another human being. I am ashamed of whomever voted such. Shame!

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2016, 01:36:38 pm »
Would you rather..? [16/11/16]
  • The game was finished, polished, and raring to go. - 1 (33.3%)
  • The game was working just enough to fucking start already, dammit! - 2 (66.7%)
  • What game are you talking about, mate? - 0 (0%)

In Democracy there is freedom. Freedom from accountability. Which is exactly what everybody wants most.

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Re: The Soviet Socialist Democratic Peoples' Poll of the Day!
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2016, 01:41:19 pm »
Got Milk? [17/11/16]
  • Fuck no. Do I look like a milkdrinker to you? - 0 (0%)
  • Nope, I am lack toast and tall or rent. - 0 (0%)
  • I sure do, mate. Straight from yo' momma's fat and floppy titties! - 2 (100%)

Yo momma jokes are the pinnacle of entertainment.

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